Mega Snake!

[tenaya]

LOL! Poor Michael!


My impressions:

Best move: Les' partner dropping the keys and then swatting Les' ass as he bent over to pick them up.

Best line: I have a Ph.d in zoology! (wtf?!)

The one thing I didn't need to see: the snake squeezing the man until his head popped like a can of warm pepsi.

Most wtf moment: The snake going down on Les so gently, with so much care with the teeth. That snake took him ALL THE WAY, totally deep throated him. Who woulda thunk a giant snake swallowing a man whole would be erotic?

Best giggle moment: when my friend said the snake skin looked like the Jolly Green Giant's used condom.

Poor Michael. I think he tried to channel Ben Browder for the accent for a few days, but then just gave up as the whole thing being a lost cause. Yeah, that was really terrible. Poor, poor guy.

Comments

[aizjanika.livejournal.com]

Aw, I forgot to watch it. I recorded it though. *g* I'm not sure if I'm looking forward to it or not. *g*

[tenaya.livejournal.com]

Did you see it? Whaddya think?

[aizjanika.livejournal.com]

I started to watch it and, well, you know... I got to the part where the snake got really large and ate Michael's character's mom and maybe a bit beyond that.

I just have no words for this. I never made it through David Hewlett's boa movie either, though. When I was watching Megasnake, everyone in my family was grossing out. *g* Maybe I'll watch more of it another time when I'm home alone.*g*

[tenaya.livejournal.com]

Er, yes. This type of film is either to be enjoyed with other fans...or privately. *g*

I've not seen the DH film yet. Horrible?

[aizjanika.livejournal.com]

I don't think DH's boa film was as horrible as Megasnake. It's just not really my cup of tea and even the awesomeness of DH didn't really make up for it. I still plan to watch it someday, but someday never seems to come. *g*

I wasn't actually watching Megasnake with my family, either, but I was watching it in the family room and it could be seen from the kitchen. I thought was going to be at least somewhat alone, but suddenly everyone decided they had to bake cookies or something right then. *g* I shut it off for me as much as for them, because we were all talking and everything. I couldn't leave it on in the background, though, because it really was kind of icky. *g* Toolman hates snakes, too. *g*

[margec01.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I completely forgot about this as well. Perhaps I should continue to do so? (g)

[tenaya.livejournal.com]

I was sitting there opened mouth at some of it. And I laughed a lot. It wasn't supposed to be funny though. *g*