Two quotes from The Colbert Report
Oct. 22nd, 2008 05:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tenayaThe stock market is like a roller coaster, only you vomit your money.
The upside of the economic meltdown: Do you know you can survive for weeks just by drinking your own tears?
The upside of the economic meltdown: Do you know you can survive for weeks just by drinking your own tears?