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Election humor
Nov. 7th, 2006 03:41 pmThe phone has been ringing, ringing, ringing with election advice from a variety of celebrities. The best was the last one, though.
"Hello. I am Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and I am calling to remind you." And that was it. As I waited with anticipation for what Uncle Arnie was going to remind me about, I slowly began to wonder if Alzheimers might be settling in and he can't remember what he was going to remind me of. I think he was going to say in the spirit of his new love of bipartisanship (spin, spin, spin) he was going to urge me to vote for all the democrates, and Yes on 84, 86, 87 and NO on 85 and 90. I'm kinda bonded out on many of the other measures, but not all. I'm fortifying myself at the moment to go out into the heat to go vote. It's 95 out there right now. :::gumble, gumble:::
So, remember what Uncle Arnie said....
"Hello. I am Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and I am calling to remind you." And that was it. As I waited with anticipation for what Uncle Arnie was going to remind me about, I slowly began to wonder if Alzheimers might be settling in and he can't remember what he was going to remind me of. I think he was going to say in the spirit of his new love of bipartisanship (spin, spin, spin) he was going to urge me to vote for all the democrates, and Yes on 84, 86, 87 and NO on 85 and 90. I'm kinda bonded out on many of the other measures, but not all. I'm fortifying myself at the moment to go out into the heat to go vote. It's 95 out there right now. :::gumble, gumble:::
So, remember what Uncle Arnie said....
